That would require actually having friends.

sounds like you might have actually been a competent athlete at some point in your life

Counterpoint: PKs is fine.

Right? Women love to deflect any blame from themselves and their bodies. ‘Eww men are gross and pedophilic,’ they lament. No, they just don’t like wrinkly tits and worn-out pussy....especially when it’s as hairy as their Adam’s Apple!

I think you take things a bit too personally.

Shout out to Jostens

For a highlight show (especially for those of us, like you, on the West Coast), Quick Pitch is great. They actually show you the way the games play out rather than Sportscenter’s “Two home runs and one strikeout” standard baseball game highlight package. But it’s a highlight show on a official league netwoek—you can’t…

Wait, I like Quick Pitch, am I an asshole? Shoot me straight here guys. I’m certainly not going to watch Baseball Tonight, and sometimes I can’t watch MLB Tonight live.

This is bizarre. You do realize that there are people who got in, of all races, with lower scores, correct? So why should she receive a message of “you did not earn it”. Because there is a POINT process that takes into account a host of other qualifications of which race is one. By your own logic her parents could…

Word. F1 is like watching the 100m dash in the Olympics. NASCAR is like watching American Ninja Warrior. I appreciate them both, but I know which one is more enjoyable for me.

Registered independent, actually! In New York that means I can’t vote in any primaries, which is annoying.

So ballaban it's safe to say that you are a democrat. Do you know everything that Hillary or Bernie stands for? I'm pretty sure you don't. Yet you still will vote for them - very likely on far less personal knowledge about you candidate than me France has of his.

Look, I hate Trump as much as the next guy, but fuck you for that first sentence.

F-1 is using FAR too many people. Maybe it’s part of a European full employment mandate.

They are lawless... If hands up dont shoot really did happen why is it so hard to find the buddy of his who started the rumor that he was surrendering? Dont shoot can sound like What? you guna shoot? From a distance, which is where all the remaining discredited witnesses who havnt run away cling to. Even if the boy…

I was never a fan of the Chief- you may wish to take another look at my user name.

Yeah, HOW DARE he have different political views than yours.

I never log-in to my Kinja so I'm just seeing this now. Jeez man, I'm sorry - I thought your response was sarcastic with your first statement that it wasn't " really magic." I just assumed it was because everyone acts like an a-hole on these boards (and he also asked to not make fun of him so I thought that you just…