Indeed. It's clearly… I mean.. Stockholm Syndrome (and possibly exposure to toxic spray tan over spray). There is something going on… I mean she looks so… people are saying she looks so unhappy. Sad.

That would explain the lies and attendant memory lapses of not remembering having lied. (e.g. I know Putin/I've never met Putin)

Orange is NOT going to be the new Black. Sorry.

Well, some people are saying she is an illegal immigrant, maybe a prisoner, I've heard.. I mean you tell me. Why is she not allowed to speak? People are talking…something is going on there…you tell me.

Free Melanoma!

Two words: tax returns.

You laugh. I am sure there have been some.

Rizzoli publishes nice art books.

Are James Woods or Jon Voight not getting work because of their political beliefs?

I'm taking a headline writing class from Trump University.

Who is Antonio Sabato Jr.?

Is he nuclear bombing on purpose?

Does that spray-on tan stuff wash off at the end of the day? (assuming one washes, of course). It's really rather bizarre – some days Trump has white-raccoon eyes, some days he doesn't.

Butterflies are Free

Well in fairness, the media always dig into the archives after an insane person does something heinous. They start using their middle name too:

The Hunt for Orange October?

Yeah… tax returns are people too. Bury them deep!

The TV drought continues.

Sculpture is hard.

Oh – and tax returns: those are his true kryptonite.