This is purely subjective, but I 100% disagree with you.

“Palm Springs hotel whose nightly rate is likely higher than the value of most of my Jeeps. Combined.”

Make them the same price as ICE and they will be. They aren’t even close today. The payback over time is too slow as well.

How old do you have to get to before you forget how it feels to be young? I’m in my mid fifties (there I admitted it) and I enjoy tales of people tilting their lances at windmills.

thankfully they wont have to pull it outta anything but its platform-mate that already comes in a hybrid variant. They really do need it sooner rather than later though, 22mpg is bottom is bad no matter what category of vehicle you lump it in with

Dustin’s green 1994 Jeep Grand Cherokee is the rustiest, most structurally compromised machine I’ve seen in years

I don’t drive that many miles for the 20 vs 25 combined MPGs to be that big of a factor. The price on Maverick as I’d have configured it was around $30k. I do some off-roading (maybe not enough to justify a TRD Off-Road), and I’m not sure how the Maverick does in that regard. If it wasn’t able to get us to our…

They couldn’t even zoom in on this monstrosity since there was such poor craftsmanship.  The companion bike was worse.  The gaps and loose fittings on this Frankenstein leaves Tesla looking like a hand crafted Ferrari by comparison.

It may have been technically about motorcycles, but American Chopper has to be at the top of the list. It was the progenitor of every one of the terrible, formulaic, faux-reality, artificial-deadline-y, overdramatized custom car shop shows that followed, from American Hot Rod all the way to Counting Cars and every…

It’s a shame this article attracted so many illiterate people. I think you me and maybe two others actually read it. 

Yes. But in Germany, because, well, germans. Car drivers will actively try to block you when you try to filter there ...

It already exists in CA, so it’s easy enough to see if there’s much of a safety penalty.

“I’m pretty sure lane filtering and lane splitting (below a certain speed) is legal in my state, but I’m not a fan.”

Counterpoint: read the actual article.

“Also, what the hell is “Boston Style” pizza? Is it like a big waffle covered in clam chowder and beer?”

On one hand, if you look at the Tiguan, it doesn’t appear to have any accomodations for LATCH either, although there don’t appear to be any 3rd row seatbelts in the iD Buzz above either, unless they’re built into the seat itself (unlikely).

Can you use the stove while also sitting on the toilet? More importantly how do your camping companions react when you do it?

What kind of drinks are those in the front cup holders? Milk of magnesia? Olive oil? Some hipster infused vodka? hahaha

For anyone else, I’d suggest the new car as the sensible decision. But you get paid so we can live vicariously through your fleet of hoopties. Think of what $35k worth of hoopty gets you!

Wow. Karens really got that place sewn up!