So I never understood the use case difference between a Land Cruiser and Sequoia. Someone explain?

I supervise a LOT of meth dealers so I can say this with certainty, they dont often drive Camaros, that’s the deadbeat parents’ ride. They roll SUVs that they’ve tried to rice-burner, or the odd ancient japanese box with the spay-paint custom job. 

It is way too easy to get your driver’s license in this country. We need laws that requires more skills behind the wheel and actually keep checking our driving skills well into old age. Just one day of driving around Florida will demonstrate the need for better driver training for new and older drivers. 

He voluntarily goes by William. That's all you need to base your perception of his tastes on. He looked at the unlimited choices for names and went "never going to get better than this warmed over TV dinner of a name the Brits made famous."

I love the absolutely ridiculous takes some of you goofballs are dropping today

“Crappy parts-bin interior”

How out of touch do you have to be to find that a crappy interior 🙄

We still own the house, we’ve rented it out to a friend (and occasional Jalopnik contributor). My cars are mostly still there, we drove across the country in the ambulance and the TourX, so three Porsches, an Audi, two motorcycles, and a Leaf are still in Reno. They’re sitting on the back lot of our house at the…

they need pull through stations too just like they have now for anyone who might be trailering. shit, sonic should look into turning some of their pull in stalls into charge stations. thats what the pic looks like anyway. bring me a footlong coney and some tots and a cherry limeade and ill charge up for 20 mins while…

“junk food and gun magazine 7-Elevens”

That’s what they sell. What’s your problem?

Nah, cars definitely sit at pumps for 15-20 minutes right now, because people leave them there to go inside to grab McDonalds or drop a deuce, or both. It’s possible to fill your tank and leave immediately, but nobody does it. 

Compared to a 50 year old charger, literally anything made new today is going to handle amazing. 

I tried Chick-Fil-a once (I don't know why, but at the time I thought they'd stopped the anti-LGBT donations, and was curious) and it was the most utterly average fast food imaginable. I'm baffled at how much enthusiasm it gets. Like, imagine we found out Hyundai would randomly execute production line staff for not…

Came here to say this. I’d rather have Popeye’s any day, knowing that my dollars aren’t going to anti-LGBTQ organizations.

Not sure why people love Chick-fil-A so much. Their chicken is so greasy. The only thing that doesn’t make me feel like I’m going to die are their Chickn’ Minis (or however the hell they spell it), and those are only for breakfast.

Talk about mean! This picture is a crime against humanity.

That’s the skiing version of dumping Elizabeth Banks for Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Drivers who get behind the Valiant: not as cheery.

Thank god they didn’t know my friend Brandon was in the car.

The Lexus was just soooo boring. This Valiant cheers me up every time I get behind the wheel, and that has a lot of value to me.

The banks saw how well letting people speculate with very little down worked out in the early to mid aughts.