Mike Pence is the reason I pray every single day that Trump doesn’t get impeached.

I’ll bet he was worried about getting there early and picking up a PI call. So he kind pulled his punch there and whiffed. Felt awful for him once I read about his being so upset afterwards.

You weren’t overthinking anything and that cop was an arsehole.

I starred this, but in reality, it’s Boston. All his coworkers are probably just as humorless.

Newsflash: you’re a humorless twat who is probably overpaid at $18 an hour. I bet your coworkers can’t fucking stand your endless hot taeks

Oh god, shut up.

Sure, he reacted inappropriately to the shock of seeing a body. And then did he edit the video in shock? Did he upload it in shock? Did he promote it in shock? Monetize it in shock?

You really are working hard to frame their actions in less objectionable ways in this post.

I think the difference is that Cracked may have had more of a modicum of respect for the dead in their approach whereas Paul...well, he was just a schmarmy douche about it.

Because the paul brothers are hypocritical assholes. This is not their frist strike. They constantly abuse what youtube allows them to do, steal music from other artists and overall feed on self created drama. They represent everything that is wrong with the platform as of late.

Burned out after the first 3 minutes of clutch

They’re not going to try and throw a slant from the one, when they have Lynch are they?

Don’t worry, the Tallahassee PD investigated and said everything checked out.

Oh great now its going to be nothing but abortion after abortion. Thinking of buying a new car? Aborted. I was going to get a raise last week but what do you know? Aborted. Abortion on-demand. Abortion on TiVo. Mail-order abortion. Abortion in our streets. Abortion in our churches. Pay-per-viewbortion. Fake abortions.…

The staccato in her speech made each of those claps exist and not exist at the same time. Sharon Reed just invented Schrodinger’s Clapback and should be up for the Nobel Prize in Physics for that shit.

Vote. Fucking vote. You have to fucking vote.

Serious question: was there really not ANYONE at NYT Editorial that looked at this and thought, “you know, maybe this isn’t really going to serve the ‘let the idiot make an ass of himself’ purpose we’re hoping it does...”?

"Here was a large, unkempt, suspicious-looking man, threatening to make lists about my kids, then break into my house tonight with a 'delivery'. I acted on instinct."