Yes and when you buy a Kia instead of a Mercedes you'll get exactly what you paid for.

Wow unions are so dangerous that they made you forget to edit your copypasta about car companies.

LOL I’ve never worked in a union shop and that petty bullshit happens all the time.

If everything you do is a joke, then you're nothing more than a clown.

Jesus, could there be a more Taylor Swift song title than “ME? What a narcissist.

I want an HBO miniseries about the Shakespeare Riots.

Public masturbatuon is the hill you choose to die on?

Wow, never thought I'd see James Joyce referenced on Deadspin, yet here we are.

Jeremy Clarkson approves.

I would like to state for the record that Yasmine is on that shit.

Unsolicited wanking is the hill you’re choosing to die on?

He was just angry he didn’t win the Fallon d’Floor for 2018.

I won’t care because I will put myself into an alcoholic coma celebrating.

“The black/latinx soldiers in my unit aren’t historically accurate!”

Not military myself, but every veteran I worked for/with was excellent at thinking for him/herself. They just know the difference between the time to think and the time to act (more or less).  TBH I’ve been in some multi-hour meetings that I felt would have been over in five minutes if the room was full of vets.

Don’t forget the bro-dozer requires one or more of the following groups of stickers:

For more in-depth reading on this approach, read “No Drama Discipine” :

Oh fuck off with your voter fraud horseshit.

Right there with you.

Barenaked Ladies provided a couple clues they were syncing too - at one point Kevin Hearn still had his pick stuck in his guitar strings and Ed Robertson was playing the wrong guitar rhythm.  I personally had never heard of Rita Ora before, and just assumed that she was given the wrong cue by the production staff and…