I need to start collecting these.

Looks more like Kellyanne Conway.

Looks more like Kellyanne Conway.

Third-generation Italians make the best racists.

Third-generation Italians make the best racists.

I’ve done shitty things in my life, but none of them involved out-of-court settlements. I don’t say anything on social media that I don’t want an employer seeing, and quite frankly if something like that was brought up in an interview, it would be a sign to me that I wouldn’t want to work for said employer.

“Seconded” - Malcolm Butler.

I know it’s hard saying this on Deadspin, but maybe being a shitty human being outweighs however good he is at riding a piece of wood on snow?

Because Shaun White’s roster spot prevented some other US snowboarder who wasn’t a complete douche from going to the Olympics.

You have a lot of sympathy for guys who send unsolicited dick picks. Maybe you doth protest too much.

Ask Lena Zawaideh.

Tom, any dealers in New Hampshire that stand out in your mind for good pricing and being easy to deal with? Will probably be in the market for a WRX next year.

He’s a busy boy

I haven’t watched Rooster Teeth since Bernie Burns got himself a trophy wife.

“In honor of Black History Month, we broke into a black athlete’s house while he was on the road, trashing it and shitting on his bed.”

Do teams with similar records in the tournament advance based on goal differential? If not, I think Switzerland could have put the breaks on after six goals.

This is what happens when politicians afraid of raising taxes think infrastructure project costs will never increase.

All you have to do to know cocaine is a helluva drug is watch the video for “Party All The Time:”

“Just ask Sally Hemmings!”

Interesting about how he walked the road right after the accident and felt bad, but took something like 15 years to give Thurman the film of the incident despite her constant requests for it.