I am totally stealing that. Well done.

I used to live there, and apart from the traffic I enjoyed it. I can’t point to anything specific, it just felt like a great place to get out and do things with plenty of options.

It’s my grumpy old man “kids these days” hot take. Having grown up listening to the original, Gary Jules’ version sounds like something a Hot Topic staffer would make.

How’s that shortage of high-end cards due to bitcoin mining working out for ya?

It’s easy - the things the Moral Majority was saying about the things you were doing in the 70's that were going to lead to the end of Western Civilization are the same thing your generation is saying about college students today - and it’s just as inaccurate.

Fuck anyone who likes the Gary Jules version.

If I was at her school I’d shave my head in support.

Churches are the original safe spaces.

“Tiny quark of truth” means it’s incredibly difficult for there to be a chilling effect.

400 pounds of ball bearings.

Jesus Christ the fucking pollen! Nearly killed me the year I lived there.

Good thing Amazon is poised to help the struggling Austin economy.

Doing something nice for others?

EMT’s were fucking amazing getting that kid to the hospital without disturbing the injury site.

If you’re a a host on a sports radio station, you piss off the most popular athlete in your market, and not by commenting on his play, what do you expect to happen? If Brady decides to start doing appearances on WEEI’s rival it’s going to cost the station thousands in ad revenues. It’s not like Reimer has any special…

Then call Brady a douche for putting his kids in the doc. The kids didn’t ask to be put in it, so they don’t deserve any abuse whatsoever.

My kids are assholes. Anyone but my wife, in-laws, or close friends saying so gets a foot up the ass.

I certainly hope not. President Pence worries me more than President Trump.

Boston Bussing Rioters.

Our economy is based on people not living within their means. If everyone did, we’d go into the shitter.