That’s exactly the point that’s going over so many peoples’ heads.

George Henry Thomas Highway. Virginia native who stayed with the Union and distinguished himself several times in the western theater.

How much does it cost to rent a dump truck to plow into the statue?

Someone needs to play Whitlock Jay-Z’s “The Story of OJ.”

“In the real 4th Reich you’d be the first to go.”

I’m surprised you earned so much money considering your poor comprehension of the English language. “Douchebags driving nice cars” does not mean “Everyone who drives an exotic is a douchebag.” It means “If you think the *only* reason why people are pissed off by people bouncing their cars off their limiters in…

I feel your pain, I live on a corner right now.

Yeah, fuck people for wanting to live and work where they grew up and where all their friends and family are.

The fan later went home and wrote an angry internet post about how immigrants are ruining our country.

Just because you don’t have the balls to stand up for yourself doesn’t mean that everyone else shouldn’t.

And get a dickpunch

Call me lucky, but I’ve backed seven things on Kickstarter and everything’s been delivered. It may help that in most cases the projects were from people who had a proven track record of delivering.

My trauma was Fox fellating Justin Verlander every night.

Jackson later muttered to himself “I woulda caught it.”

Doesn’t JC Whitney have something that can fit?

I have a 45 minute commute that almost never suffers from traffic and is 95% highway miles. Ripped through lots of audiobooks the last five years. The car has 222K on it and apart from some surface rust is in pretty good condition still.

God no don’t retire, we need you out there to balance out all the assholes.

Some 90-year-old baseball writer will cite this incident as Beltre not having respect for the game and not vote for him.

Can’t come fucking soon enough for me.