That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

It wasn’t a rental, per se, but one time these kids dropped off a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California at the parking garage I worked at. I knew they were probably playing hooky from high school and it was most likely their parent’s car, so me and a buddy took it for a joy ride around the streets of Chicago. There may have…

Farted continuously in rental Camry all the way from Montreal to NYC.

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

I used to work in the same building as this guy at my last gig. The sheer number of cool cars he owns made me feel bad about how broke I was - and I have no doubt that he’s taken all of them (except maybe his classic Mustang or Morgan) to autocross. Nice guy though. I’ve still gotta get out to the ice racing he told…

Reminds me of secondhand Lions. Except they had a plane

76 years old and going out in a high speed crash in a muscle car. I can think of worse ways to sign off.

David Tracy will from now on be dubbed “Captain Maths”. He’s Jalopnik’s resident James May.

The metric system is better.

I have an irrational desire to buy it and LS/manual swap it just to annoy everyone. Then drift it and smack it into a wall or two.

Of course, there are far better ways to annoy people with $125k.

47MPH downhill with a tailwind on my wife’s Honda Elite 80. It has a nasty headshake above 45.

Id like to point out that confederacy is its own word that means a league or alliance.

The name is fine... overly sensitive people aren’t but here we are

Am i still allowed to hate Curt Schilling?

his bike sounds like Satan spray-farting hammers into a sheet metal toilet

Not to be a downer, but is fighting a ticket like this really worth the time and effort? Unless loud exhaust fines are significantly higher than I thought they were, it seems like the combination of lawyer fees and the time you’d have to spend dealing with this would quickly make it not worth it.

Trump tweets about escaping assasination attempt in 3...2...1

“The Hugest Assasination, really dangerous guys. You wouldn’t believe how assasiny they were. Some guys I know , really top guys, were assassinated by these guys.”

“I can only afford an ML55"

Username and avatar checks out.

Hey. Not cool.