12 Melissa Mccarthys You Didn't Know Were Gone
Number 8 is SHOCKING

The baby SMILED AT YOU?!

#sixnovelsanditspointless

My misTAAAAAAKE

But there was a GUN FIIIGHT

The scene you described? Is that the part where he twirls his chain around and evaporates the dust ghost demon guy?
Yeah that sums up the entire movie for me.

His role in We Bought a Zoo was basically a cameo. It was kind of shocking considering Crowe directed him as a lead in Almost Famous.

Hooray that Fugit finally has a thing! First episode is a very good compression of bits of the first 3 issues of the comic. If you haven't given it a try, the first issue is free on comixology and the rest are 99¢ presumably because of the show's premiere. I don't care if that's a plug it's just a good read.

I am also interested to know the state of the phone.

What a vagina cleanser.

HOLY shit. Thanks for reminding me man. And I was doing so well the past 25 years.

Soft reboot of Home Alone where Pesci fills the role of "wise, lonely neighbor" to a kid that's been left home…by himself.

You mean Cerberus?

It hasn't exactly been clumsy in its inconsistency.

But he washed so much clothes

Correct me if I'm wrong, but most superhero movies don't end the first act with the protagonist getting pegged by his girlfriend.

Well said

*crippling and then photographing

This is a real thing that happened? Issue # please?

"It's not what I fucking do that goddamn fucking defines me. But who I cocksucking am underneath."