Yep, get a rescue mutt. Best dogs in the world. And they’ll love you back like they know you saved them.

Do you know how time zones work? Say you have a 9 pm kickoff in Barcelona (home of the defunct Dragons). That means you have a 3 pm kickoff in New York.

Apparently you think World League game kickoffs were at 7 am local Euro-time.

Isn’t that basically what the WLAF was supposed to be? How much has the landscape changed to where it’ll take hold now? Does a team playing in Rhine vs. Sacramento make that much of a difference?

Did they redesign that insufferable prick Grant Wahl out of a job? No?

Exactly. This is the same guy who pledged to spend ‘whatever it takes’ to kill online poker.

Hundred bucks says he gets some cushy gig with either the Braves themselves or their owners (Liberty Capital) by, oh let’s say, December.

The paired-pitching (2 ‘starters’ each going 4 innings; closer when needed) idea has been out there a while. Think LaRussa dabbled one season in Oakland.

If Leicester City was happening in the other leagues by definition they wouldn’t be Leicester Cities.

This is the correct position. Back when all you had were weird bowl affiliations, you could enter New Year’s Day like 5th and still have a chance to end the day ranked #1. Made for awesome viewing.

I actually think the refs legitimately feared him. Now, SAF did get six points from all of his former players once they became managers (Bruce, Sparky, Ince, etc.) and just rolled over twice every season.

They must have edited out the Charles Whitman questions.

Hot tip. If you get capsaicin on your hands then jack off, the tip of your penis will burn (i.e. feel hot).

Hot tip: Masturbate first. Then cut peppers.

That’s why I said ‘knock it down or just let it fall to the ground.’ Maybe I should have added “as warranted by the specific circumstances of your game state, your position on the field and the positions of the opposing players around you,’ as you’re seemingly not capable of distinguishing a statement made about…

Yeah, any benefit of the doubt should go against the guy who intercepted the ball for being dumb enough to catch it. Knock it down or just let it fall to the ground. Game over.

Maeda has been brilliant.

+ 35 sweet goodbyes.

Politics aside, I don’t want to cheer for El Tri... unless it involves Chile scoring an eighth goal against them.

Yes you did.