Das ist wunderbar kinja.

Heilarious

Same

Agreed. Which is why this made my eyes roll:

Pretty sure his signing appeased his new German leader.

Ox looked like he started playing for Liverpool this past Sunday.

Arsenal FanTV is going to be great.

It’s even better... Rumor is Lemar has zero interest in playing for Arsenal and in turn told them to get stuffed when they came looking to settle personal terms after agreeing on a transfer fee with Monaco. And Monaco are totally using the Arsenal farce bid as leverage against Liverpool.

I thought he got owned by Liverpool last weekend?

Probably the first Chamberlain to be pragmatic about what is at play in Europe.

Most people won’t even notice a difference in Arsenal as long as Kieran Gibbs sticks around.

I like the Ox getting the hell out of Arsenal, but I can’t see where he gets consistent, Premier and/or Champions League minutes at Liverpool, if the team is relatively fit. How does this move help him get in (or, stay in) the England first XI for World Cup 2018?

Eh, he’s only really been good at being fast and dribbling past people. Everything else - particularly his decision making - has been so, so poor over the years. This all makes for a worthwhile winger but how anyone can view him as a central midfielder is bewildering to me.

“Being a wing back sucks. It’s a thankless, exhausting, uncreative, glory-free gig.”

Marcos Alonso and Victor Moses have reinvented their careers as wing backs for Conte at Chelsea. Alonso is already a cult hero with Chelsea thanks to his wondergoals.

Being a wing back with ARSENAL sucks because being on Arsenal is a…

No way a Presidential/Veep candidate could be successful when they sound like Gilbert Gottfried.

Trump’s base isn’t voting for a Jew to be President or VP.

I don’t think old should be a pass. Certainly not a pass to do it without asking! If you honestly have trouble standing for a long time *due to* being old, then mention that - but young people can have issues that cause just as much trouble standing (and have just as much right to ask to cut because of it). But the…

What about old people? I’ve had it happen to me a few times where an old person (late 60s, 70s? 80s?) will sort of sidle up to me and just stand there, then move up and closer until I notice they’re trying to just step in front of me. It’s happened at grocery stores, coffee shops, bus lines, etc. Now if they asked, I…

Um, no. F this.