“Bring out the Imp.”

I’m sadly sure you’re right.

Did you ever stop to think that maybe he wasn’t horrified by it, and that he doesn’t believe that you don’t put your hands on a woman? Then if he spouts off like that, he’s a goddamn liar, and NOBODY likes a liar.

It must be really hard to say “I was goddam horrified by it. I know it’s a 10 second window in an 18 yr olds life but you don’t ever put your hands on a woman. Now these are kids; kids are immature and emotional and I’ve got 4 years to grow him up but that shit will not fly here.”

Sochi, London, Vancouver, Beijing, Torino, Salt Lake City.

That would actually make sense rather than having a ridiculous qualification process that suspends club football for a few weeks. Just have every fucking team on the continent show up.

Yeah, Wales, Northern Ireland, Iceland, Portugal, Slovakia, Poland, and Hungary are all fearsome teams. All of whom reached the knockout stage. USMNT could never compete against these giants.

Aside from breaking someone’s legs, this is the most Pepe thing he could have done today.

I am preheating the Ronaldo hot takes. So many varieties to choose from!

Fuck Portugal, they were shit all tournament.

Must have been the olive oil voice and guinea charm.

What the hell does this have to do with people in fraternities?

Yeah, growing up as a minority in southern Ohio and hearing racial slurs my whole life until I left for college really made me not want to enter the work force after I graduated because name calling hurt my feelings. Im liberal as they come buddy and I would vote for Obama twice if I could this November but this is…

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I need you to clarify your name. Are you a "fart biter" as people assume below or are you actually a "fartbiter", as in an arbiter of farts? Please let us know so that we may judge you appropriately.

"It used to be Furzbeißen!"

I've heard of some pretty crazy shit in the gay-fet community, but your title just opened up a whole 'nother world for me.

"fartbiter"? Your great-grandfather really got fucked at Ellis Island, huh?

I don't disagree with you at all, but I love the fact that the voice of reason here comes from someone who calls themselves 'Fart Biter'!

Apparently you don't read this site very often.