Gotta build some defrosting time in there for that pastry. Add about another half-hour to get an accurate prep time. In my experience, there’s no shortcut to defrosting puff pastry beyond a little patience.

Nothing remotely likeable about that. Frigging goal haunted my dreams for weeks.

How bloody hard could it be to give us a slider to adjust brightness?

That was extraordinary...wow.

What happened to this guy, and others like him, makes me so mad I can’t be trusted to comment on any of them without absolutely losing my shit. So, I’ll just hope that justice is done and that his life was, somehow, not taken in vain.

Here’s an example:

Yes...yes...that is a good feeling.

This is decent kinja.

And the Google app on my phone is the best. Just for laughs, I’ll ask them each for some direction or phone number or bit of info. Siri, on the odd occasion she understands me, will bring up a list of websites that frequently are only tangentially related to my search request, or she’ll start to interrogate me about…

Yeah, I have to periodically turn her off. She almost never opens the pod bay doors when I ask her to. Seriously though, Siri is the pits.

I asked her for the phone number of Hong Kong Market. She found it for me. Unfortunately, it was in Kowloon. I live in Texas.

Exactly what popped into mind. (shudder)

Yes...yes, it is.

I’d much prefer “Evil Temptress”, in caps, like that. Gives me a frisson of judgmental jealousy I crave in all my trashy Hollywood gossip.

Hey...wanna see something that will absolutely make you want to stroke-out? Head over to bluelivesmatter.blue and see what those guys and gals have to say. There’s some weird kind of pathology that operates with cops that prevent them from seeing what their own eyes are showing them. It’s deeply, deeply creepy.

This looks really, really dreadful.

Tom Hanks?

Yeah, I just watched it over again, then again, then again. Looked helmet-to-helmet to me. Pretty bad miss by the officials.

As for the game, that was quite a respectable ass-kicking.

You seem like a good person. Thumbs up.