I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

Many employees at Build-A-Bear lost their jobs obtaining this information.

Better than the Falcons and their brief slogan “Weak Dogs Get Drowned”.

The Clinton audible means the ball is going to the left.

Carville replied, “Frog dont jump no fricasee gator run a slim jim.”

Then one day he was shootin’ at some food, and up through the ground came a bubblin’ gouda. Cheese that is.

Phil Kessel is a commemorative ticket lanyard away from being a dad wearing a Phil Kessel jersey.

All my excess live in Texas.

I wholeheartedly reject this idea. The GOP has done nothing to warrant being treated by anything less than children. They’ve fucked this country up since 2001 and have brought it damn near to a standstill since 2009. They get nothing. They don’t get points for losing their campaigns and standing by this clown for so…

1. Danny Trejo.

Is there a part 2 of this video where the freak out occurs?

Schilling is the same guy who went absolutely batshit insane when his daughter was the subject of social media trolls a little while ago. Yet he has no problem with the Trumpster drooling over young girls. Why, it’s almost like Curt’s a giant goddamn hypocrite!

Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

“Schilling starts out by proclaiming that it’s totally normal for adults to remark on the physical appearance of their friends’ kids”

Guys, I don’t want to rock the boat here, but I’m starting to think local governments and team owners don’t care very much about taxpayers.

The letter was signed:

OBVIOUSLY they didn’t leave it up long enough for you to notice it was an owl.

I’m no expert on television production by any means. But if you ask me, they need to show the bobbing and weaving eagle logo a little bit longer. I almost missed it.

Why is Ghouliani appearing on Meet The Press, shouldn’t he be haunting a opera house somewhere?

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.