careful people might start calling you antisemitic.

this is genius

I’m so sorry for your loss. Please know you will be in my thoughts.

I’m sorry about your health. Hope you feel better soon. The energy and solidarity at the march was amazing. Here is my sign (in light of the recent allegations regarding Trump’s affair)

she is phenomenal 

Jay Ellis is fine

Right?! I have lived in Harlem for almost 18 years and have yet to be shot.

This fucking piece of shit. Mueller needs to hurry up

I never understood why Ciara didn’t make it bigger; she is a talented singer and dancer

I’m liking 2018 already

it was amazing

still not good enough. It should be 100

this is gold

Save this one too:

50?! You do not look it. Please share your beauty routine/skin care regimen.

I went to two gastroenterologists and was diagnosed with IBS, which you know is the last diagnosis they resort to when they can’t figure it out. I know I definitely can’t have eggs cause every time I do, I have stomach pain for at lest 24 hours.

amazing how a dashcam can capture a meteor but not police shootings.

Maybe I should take this test. I constant have stomach pains and constipation.

agree

“white boy handicap applied”