me too!

i bet she wonders why she is so bloated all the time

No, tell me that’s not true

this is also the same one who told me she “burned her tongue by eating one takis chips.” I repeat ONE fucking chips, not an entire bag but one.

what about the coworker who thinks garlic is spicy

so precious <3

what a fuckface. can we just take away his insurance and then say the same thing to him

this is gold

you mean to tell me he couldn’t choose a better pic for his company’s website?

Thank you

give it time

seven contacts and all by the age of 18. This is why white people need to be stopped.

I got into a fight with my sister this morning...over Taylor Swift. My sister doesn’t understand why she is problematic.

she is adorable. I hope she continues making progress and that she can go home with you soon.

I once got mad at my lab partner in college cause the sound of his pencil on paper while he was writing irritated me.

is Cardi B doused in Pepto bismol in the header pic?

yup, I was confused when I read it

it’s so sophomoric

dying!

yup, I’m waiting for their cover