9. a printer that continually prints your Twitter feed

I really hope this is true

I am really trying to be patient but everyday I feel like I’m closer to getting a stroke after I read the news. This piece of shit needs to be impeached already.

I hear Sergey Kislyak was under the bunny suit

how much you want to bet the visitor log has Sergey Kislyak’s name on it? But of course no one will remember meeting him

lmao

No, they don’t do this to white people

dying

I cannot thank you enough for this; I needed the laugh.

shh, don’t throw that out into the universe.

his rough upbringing doesn’t excuse his misogyny.

exactly, this jerk must have amnesia; your ass couldn’t get elected in the primaries, forget about the general election.

ugh fuck this piece of shit

what the fuck is wrong with people? Each day it becomes harder and harder to have faith in humanity.

Great read.

you know nothing upsets white people more than being called out on their racism and prejudices.

well this made my weekend infinitely better

that’s terrible:( this is my worst nightmare

“...people who want to distract from the success taking place in this administration,” said Lindsay Walters

can’t unsee now