Try it–small one is 10 bucks.

When I was touring in Europe, the tour guide(sorry whoops, “tour manager” is what he all wanted us to call him) made it very clear to everyone that only the more dire and extreme circumstances is anyone to ever use the tour bus toilet for number 2.

I don’t believe him. Changi airport is a consensus pick as one of, if not THE top airport in the world. I’ve been there, they have a fucking public swimming pool to use while you wait to board. I can’t say that I’ve flown out of every gate obviously, but I think it’s safe to say they thought to put a bathroom…

The very thought of turbulence occurring while in the middle of making a deuce is enough to keep me well away from the toilet until my feet and backside are both firmly planted on terra firma.

The issue isn’t going on the plane. It’s going during boarding. At least in the States, the boarding process is ridiculously congested, especially on smaller planes with only one aisle. Someone trying to swim upstream to get back to their seat is creating quite a bit of unnecessary havoc. But once in the air and…

if going 12 hours without eating is torture to you, then you may need to check out some exercise programs...

not eating for 12 hours is torture?

Okay? That’s great.

Well then the next time you’re flying out of Singapore this can be an exception. Past that, you really don’t have much of an excuse. Seeing as you said “If memory serves,” it doesn’t sound as though this is your regular airport, though... so just go to the bathroom before you board.

Well we’re all telling you now that there is a difference... for future reference.

I think they’re the same ones who think you’re supposed to form a crowd around the gate 30 minutes before boarding, even if you’re in the last boarding group.

Honestly with that last comment you are now more qualified to run the FAA than whoever the fuck Trump appoints.

This happened to me in December; little weaselly 20ish yr old guy stands up and makes a move to go the bathroom, while the plane is moving towards the de-icing area. Flt attendant says please stay in your seat until we are airborne. Kid says he has to go, she says please hold it or we will have to go back to the gate.…

you can’t be serious

If planes were more spacious, sure. But it often means you are going to be going against the flow of people getting on the plane and throwing their shit in the overhead bins. If you are in a seat where you do not have to do this, then go for it. Otherwise at least try and wait for a good sized break.

Because you were at the gate, with full, normal toilet facilities, 30 seconds prior?

Is this really an issue?

You obviously have never lived in Oklahoma and also have fucked up priorities.

haha. That’s fair. I actually don’t eat for about 12 hours if I have a long flight coming up, that way there’s no chance of me pooping on the plane anyway.

I think we do it similar. I travel a lot. Sometimes international. I actually don’t eat at all for 12 hours before a flight and then just suck it up. I did used to wrestle in college, so I can go 2 days without eating no problem... but I go to all lengths to not poop on a plane lol