“Look how much dang ground he can cover” with his three-step travel.

And George Lopez is at the Thunder Valley Casino in beautiful Lincoln, California on June 9th!

I really appreciate when he does shit like this so I don’t have to feel so dumb for hating him.

This mostly makes me happy that technology has progressed to a point where a shitty song can be #1 for seven weeks and I’ve never heard it, despite listening to music while working every day.

Trotsky? Wasn’t. Even. Shot. (I checked- the closest he came to being “gunned down” was when his grandson caught a bullet in the foot.)

You’ve clearly never watched an MLB postseason game.

The War Cry of the Wing Nut knowledge of a Latino who has lived in inner cities in both red and blue states and knows that the policies by all politicians have done nothing buck fuck minorities over.

They’re recruiting 16 and 17 year olds who are likely to be very liberal not be paying attention to politics, they’re also likely to be predominantly black and from urban areas that have a strong liberal bias stopped caring and barely even showed up to vote because both Republican and Democratic politicians have…

I’m in Mexico City 4-5 times a year. Stay in the financial district. When you get to the airport go to the taxi center in the airport, pay for your trip to your hotel and get in their marked taxi. Only use ATMs at your hotel - there’s a tad higher fee but it’s worth it. Past that, you can easily walk around with…

But the facts of the matter make that about the only explanations. The pilot either fell out or jumped out of the aircraft at some point after take off, leaving the aircraft to crash when it ran out of fuel. That really isn’t all that mysterious.

D.B. Pooper

Wait so I just read 2/3 of an article just to find out it’s a puff piece praising your favorite team’s fans for being so classy? Fuck you Draper

You guys inviting the Hulkster to the next company outing? He did produce a lot of traffic after all.

Aww, we’re not so bad.

Nobody hates Northwestern. You don’t hate Northwestern. Just because Magary wrote a column on it doesn’t make it a thing. It would’ve been kinda cool had they won.

You should be a ref.

So... you find Purdue’s investigation and expulsion of students accused of sexual assault to be a “shameless evil”?

Is something in there false?

People around these parts aren’t into that whole “discussion” thing. You must be new.