Tell us more about how you’ve done your life so much better than Cardi B.

Hey if we are quick we might be able to get you in on a group chat with Cardi and Kylie so you can dazzle them with this hot take.

I’m going to add that if you’re white, then you probably shouldn’t be too eager to jump in here and and talk shit. Whether this is insulting or not should be left up to the brown peeps ;)

The white people I know who use the brown emoji hands are always, like, blond yoga/dance instructor who is definitely not invited to the cookout. And they always make a huge point of only using the brown hands.

Vets are cool till you have to reimburse them for the services they provided you.

Thanks for this review. This book keeps popping up on my feeds everywhere, and I was uncertain if it would be something I would want to spend my time on. Seems like my doubts were justified.

A wealthy celebrity gets a few emails and is followed one single time and BAM ten years. One law for the rich, etc.

I pretty sure Hoover sucks...

Taylor Swift sucks in so many other ways, but I’m really glad she is safe and was able to deal with her stalker and the guy got the punishment/treatment he deserved. We really have come a long way since the days of Rebecca Schaeffer.

Yes, it was a Mean Girls reference, but it was also an opportunity to refer to her hair. Ha ha, it’s a story about her leaking info, and the punchline is that her hair is so thin because she’s not holding on to secrets.

Wonderful, as always, to see a woman’s looks torn apart, but what sense does it make to know you’re guaranteed to insult readers who share the same “undesirable” traits?

In other words, Conway to be fired by Tuesday.

Actually, if you read the first article, Howard, unlike most private colleges, receives a TON of federal money because of a longstanding federal agreement. Howard was chartered by the federal government and part of the federal budget is appropriated to Howard.

Not student aid money. Not financial aid. More than $20o…

Oh, he’s a law student? So this is his final exam.

Edit: though aren’t Merida and Else lesbians? I’m not sure they’re as likely as the others to have had abortions.

Assuming that the rate among Disney princesses is the same as in the general population, the probability that none have had an abortion is only .051. 2 is most likely, but 3 is close behind. Here’s a density plot for the distribution of abortions:

Yeah, we all have our blind spots. The amount of grown-ass adults who I’ve had to explain that a pony isn’t a baby horse to (people ride them, and they pull carts! why would we put baby horses to work?) is a repeated one in my life. It’s blindingly obvious to me, but I grew up around horses so I have to remind myself…

My mom used to fill the kettle all the way (like a litre or so of water) to make a single cup of tea and then complain about how long it took to boil. I asked her why she didn’t just boil the amount needed and it was like watching a light bulb light up.

One day my dad was watching me cook chicken on the grill and when the fire got too hot under the meat, I spun the grill 180 degrees with the tongs. My dad was gobsmacked. He had always moved the pieces one by one to the other side.

It took me until 7th grade to realize Tigger was a tiger. They aren’t spelled the same and he’s not quadrupedal, so I didn’t put it together.