NO. NO. STOP THIS MADNESS.

I don’t always charge my phone at night but I typically work from home or have a morning schedule that involves charging when I wake up.

Every time Trump and his minions do something awful I’m reminded that there are good people out there trying to save us all, one piece at a time. Thank you.

I only own one graphic tee and it says “CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL” and I wear it at least weekly.

HE IS A MONSTER. I have a friend like that. She will show up to brunch (BRUNCH! The day hasn’t even started yet!) at 15% because she forgot to charge it the night before.

Yup. And when you expect people to handle their own accommodations, food, etc. it makes the planning process significantly easier. Basically, you need to ensure there is adequate water and restrooms and space. If they had provided cold cuts everyone would’ve been super excited instead of horrified.

I get nervous anywhere below the 20% mark. That apology was not good enough for 2% battery.

I have a few friends that started a music festival. It was impromptu the first year, and went so well they decided to try again the next year.

$9,000 could have covered a week almost anywhere of fun. But, $1200/person for a weekend music festival is NOTHING, let alone a luxury, lodging/flight included festival.

Anyone who thinks $1,200 is going to get them a luxury weekend of music, flights, food, booze, and lodging on a fucking island in the Bahamas does not understand luxury or how money works.

Exactly. Her saying she “isn’t sure” is because she didn’t explicitly say NO and then was physically forced to do so. It was because she was coerced after being sexually assaulted. This seems pretty fucking obvious to me, NYPD.

Well. Then serial murdering isn’t ALL bad because the serial murderers enjoy it!

I love when you’re on Wait! Wait! Don’t Tell Me! Keep up the good comedy.

Well, he could be a serial killer, too. Blatant disregard for human life and all that.

I’m with you. I used to love football but between the sexual assaults, concussion scandals, and the response from the NFL as a whole I just can’t support it anymore. Everyone in the comments crying is part of the problem. “It happens everywhere!” Well, duh, but that doesn’t mean we have to shrug our shoulders and…

It was absolutely deliberate. There’s no way this dude went without water for SEVEN DAYS and didn’t at least once ask for water. It was deliberate and they likely ignored his pleas for water.

He could be a serial killer-rapist who, when not murdering or raping likes to torture puppies and throw kittens off bridges, and was finally caught when he tried to shoot up a daycare and THIS IS STILL NOT OKAY.

I love Serena and Venus, but Serena is something special. She’s one of the best tennis athletes (possibly athlete in general but I’m sure a BUNCH of old white dudes would have many arguments against that) of all time, and in the face of decades of racist, sexist and generally shitty comments.

Oh yeah I haven’t spent any time with him but we share some social media circles and based on that he’s a horrible person.

Actually they usually offer multiple services. A friend’s family went to church every Wednesday and Sunday. But why do that when you can get the school to do it for you?