A few years back I had moved to a new place, and the maintenance guy came in to fix something. I ran into him on my way in and he exclaimed “your dog is the WORST guard dog I’ve ever seen!”

Panties that have nothing but a waistband= garter belt.

I love that you researched how to send poop to people.

...asking for a friend, do they pay for shit? Or do they have enough? Is it real shit? fake shit? I have so many questions.

*votes for the guy who said dozens and dozens of times, over and over again, that he would get rid of Obamacare*

YES. Unless the breasts are being displayed for the male gaze, and that is a-okay. But if a woman is showing off her breasts for the sake of her own bodily autonomy or for feeding a child, that is unacceptable and we need to hide the boobs.

You can certainly get bike pillows! However, I recommend against it. While I agree it doesn’t necessarily fit logically, the smaller the better for bike saddles!! The soreness from bony butt goes away quickly but the chafing and rubbing from a bigger saddle is awful.

Someone else also made a great point that a woman going to SoulCycle in NYC probably isn’t thinking about money though. The classes are $30+ a class, but you can get a GREAT deal of $28/class if you buy 30 classes for $850.

Valid point. I think your last point on inflation is also pretty likely.

Spinning is definitely not for everyone, but the bum issues do go away, I promise!

Yeah but an Uber ride might be $20, whereas an ambulance ride might be $1200.

I completely understand why someone wouldn’t call an ambulance if they weren’t actually in danger of death. I badly damaged my knee and begged everyone not to call an ambulance. Ambulances are incredibly expensive.

You have to get through the first couple classes of sore-behinds before it doesn’t hurt anymore. If I don’t go for a few months, it hurts, but even if I only go once a week or every couple weeks it doesn’t hurt. Except the obvious muscle soreness.

Yeah I can’t think of anything that would lead to a 50-staple injury. Possibly the tension adjuster, if the cap was removed? I don’t know how the SoulCycle bikes are set up though.

Inappropriate or excessive usage of Reply All enrages me. There are times, and places, where it is very useful and necessary. Those times are approximately 5% of all the uses of reply all.

For me it’s not even about getting possibly detained, it’s just about making sure I have what I need when I arrive. I’ve NEVER accidentally picked up the wrong bag on my way to the airport. In 4.5 years of very frequent travel.

As someone who does quite a bit of travel, and owns various types of bags, I can say with pretty much 100% certainty the idea of just “picking up the wrong bag” feels like a load of bullshit.

This is so much more than just abortions. Children born with disabilities and serious health complications, and those are expensive! Can you imagine not knowing in advance and then BOOM here’s your lovely child oh and BTW no biggie it’ll take tens of thousands of dollars to provide care for him/her LOL SURPRISE!!

I’m white and atheist so maybe if we combine forces we’ll be one American!

LOL