I can verify that Christmas sh-sorry-stuff started after Halloween this year, rather than Thanksgiving. Hell, “Black Friday Deals” started WEEKS before Thanksgiving (looking at you, Amazon.)

Have you worked in retail? I worked in retail/hospitality for roughly 12 years and those who still managed to maintain a semblance of holiday spirit always amazed me.

I used to work at VZW and each year played a game “hide the new X-Mas CD until my boss threatens to fire me.”

I was never a big Christmas/Holiday music fan. Then I spent over a decade working in hospitality and retail. I fully embrace a strong, deep, unrelenting hatred of anything Christmas, but especially ESPECIALLY THE MUSIC.

I got the Neato pet and allergy which was much cheaper than the roomba, looks like a gaming console, and is surprisingly efficient. I have a wire haired terrier mutt who sheds like his life depends on it; only slightly less than I do. His wire hair sticks to everything, but that little robot magician does a pretty…

I went for the Neato! which looks like a little nintendo and terrorizes my dog (gleefully, I assume) and constantly demands to be removed from awkward places, and scolds me for leaving socks and towels on the floor for him to get stuck on.

Very good, many stars.

I like HRC, but absolutely not. We need new, younger leadership who can connect with more voters. Not Bernie Sanders, Not Joe Biden, not Hillary Clinton. She lost to Trump, who is arguably one of the least popular candidates in history. 

I think it’s important to have people with tenure and experience in government, but we also need to encourage new leadership. If there’s a term limit, I think it should be long; maybe 20 years. We need experience, and while this isn’t a popular opinion, we need people who love being in government, in government.

Pinning hopes on Joe Biden is precisely why Democrats lost this election.

This is perfect, except that raccoons hiss like a very angry cat on steroids. It’s a very unnerving growl-hiss that I DO NOT LIKE.

Once, we had a raccoon open the screen door of our house, walk inside, located my dad’s wallet, and was caught munching down on it on the kitchen table. His name was Roscoe, and he belonged to a neighbor.

This would be killer if the corset was a solid color, and the shoes were vaporized.

This would be kind of a hilarious April fools prank, though.

I’M NOT READY TO LOSE THEM!!!

This is how America works.

Non-white people voting= the system is broken.

Tove is like a middle name or something. I initially thought it was a play on To Love, but Tove is a name. Lo is a cat, google says Lynx.

Of course he’s a registered sex offender.

Honestly this made 150% sense to me. It made me LOL because Rory is EXACTLY the kind of person who would do this shit. She had everything handed to her, got a small bit of success, and thought this company was beneath her. She ignored it until she was desperate, still thinking she’s SO much better than they are, and…