The worst part about Austin isn’t driving in Austin, that is second. The worst part about Austin is how everyone complains about driving in Austin yet refuses every possible actual solution other than “all these newbies need to move out of my city!”

My 30 is coming up in a few short days, but honestly? Bring it on. I’m ready to not be a broke ass bitch anymore.

I’ve been in Philly a couple years now and the Wawa/Sheets facisnation genuinely baffles me. I don't get it.

Florida will always ruin it.

Every time people are like “well why didn’t they just leave!” When someone is in an abusive relationship. Well, because he might MURDER HER. Like this time. And the last time. And the next time.

I’m super torn over this. I believe women should have more agency over their bodies and their reproductive rights as a whole. I also think 70 is REALLY pushing it. I have a friend who was born when her father was I think 60, and he died when we were in our mid 20's. But my dad, 30 years his senior, passed away before…

That was actually my second thought! My first thought was WHAT A TERRIBLE PERSON.

2020 Gender Discrimination in Hollywood Report:

The free market would work GREAT for you, if only you already had a lot of money and power.

Body shapes vary so widely between ALL sizes. This isn’t just a straight versus plus size body type thing. This is more of a model vs the real world type of thing.

THERE IS ROOM FOR MORE THAN ONE!!! For real. For instance, I'll take both, thank you.

I read that as “...when it’s all SAD and done” and I thought... granola bars aren’t sad!

I’m not a big New Girl fan, it’s a fine show but I list interest after the Jess/Nick debacle first started. However, Winston is a very, very underrated character. I’ve always really appreciated him, and his shirts make me very happy.

Genuinely cannot wait for the tell all in 20 years.

Seeing as a lot of Americans think America is headed for the shitter, maybe it’s a little too on the nose.

I love how they’re like “people shouldn’t be forced to be biological parents” but everyone is still trying to ban abortion.

Learn something new every day!

This deserves so many extra stars.

Pre-mature ejaculation. A little bit of numbness goes a long way.

Her neck is M.I.A.