When even Dick Cheney things someone has gone too far.

I will also have to carry around a photoshop artist with me to remove any random cellulite that decides to get in the way of my perfectly lit, artsy ass.

This is how I stand in front of all of my windows. I hadn’t thought of the backlighting, so I may have to make some adjustments.

You mean this *isn’t* how you stand/are dressed when you’re gazing out your window?

I believe you, because you’re the #1 Blindspot Superfan.

I need more details, Mr. Trump. How would we determine their religion? Are we only banning Muslim-y muslims that wear headscarves and “traditional dress” or are we requiring them to state their religion before entrance? Will we assume their religion based on their country of origin? The sound of their name? What if…

Exactly what I need over my bed.

Once a week check in is reasonable, and at least for me after the first semester or two I had kind of “settled in” and was able to breathe again. I would say give him a little leeway in the first few months. Good Luck.

I see where you’re coming from, but as a child of a viciously overbearing mother, nah. My mom also said she only called “once a week” (and if I didn’t answer her call she would call every 10 minutes, leaving nasty voicemails about how terrible of a person I was) and so many things that woman is saying, and they were…

I have a friend who went through a Rough couple years, and then found some weird shit and is all “meditating with the moon” status updates now. I can't tell if she's legit happy now or just trying very hard to make everyone think she's happy.

I so, so want this comment to blow up (heh) in his face. No one’s talking about it because it’s there and it’s generally pretty successful so why bother?

I follow a guy on IG who used to be cool but quickly devolved into a constant stream of no-shirt selfies, inspirational quotes and artsy soft porn shots.

Upper management at my job are SO OBSESSED with Einstein’s “Definition of Insanity” and every time I want tell them he did not say that and it’s NOT THE DAMN DEFINITION.

So many lives lost, it just doesn’t make sense that we can continue this shooting after shooting and not do anything.

I did that once at a wedding in front of everyone I was about to start college with except I did fall and did some serious damage (sprain) to my ankle. While also yelling SHIT real loud in the church, followed by a quieter goddamnit. I was known as the girl that fell at the wedding for years.

I was just about to say “But abortion is MURDER! and guns just make murder easier.”

Thanks I am not good at puns but I love them, so I get REAL excited when it happens.

It was pretty great! I normally find those “## of things about me” to be terrible and eye roll worthy, but this list was pretty entertaining.