Ugh. I just. I mean. I can't imagine what it must feel like to be so far removed from any sense of awareness or empathy. The world must be constantly out to get her. It must be exhausting to be that insufferable.

He passes for white and speaks English, oops, sorry, American, so he’s fine!

He probably also believes Michigan is under Shari’ah Law.

So lets say birthright citizenship is abolished. How do we determine citizenship? Will anyone born in America be required to take a citizenship test before gaining approval? If it’s by parents, then is one generation enough? Two? Does one American born parent qualify the child to be an American citizen or will both…

The first time I read the headline I said out loud “Smash? Smash what? This headline is confus-ohhhh.”

Seattle is very high on my list of places to visit but a huge HUGE reason Ohio was so unappetizing is the lack of sunshine. I need sun!

After moving to Texas I drew a line across the U.S. above North Carolina and said I would never live further north than that. Then I got offered a job in Richmond and I said “OKAY! D.C. is now the northern most limit!”

I got called in once when I was working at a restaurant about 15 minutes from my house. I begged and pleaded to be allowed to stay home due to the pretty nasty snow storm settling in, and it took me 45 minutes to get to work. When I got there, my car couldn’t make it up the driveway into the shopping center, so I had…

He has a very punchable face.

Buzz approved.

Jason Statham’s combination of baldness, five o’clock shadow and growly voice do it for me every time.

We had an intervention on a friend in college who was balding super early and super terribly. Shaved his head. Dumped his bitchy girlfriend (who was my best friend at the time and absolutely deserved it) and met a super hot chick. It went very well for him.

All very valid points.

It sounds more like the congregation moving to the suburbs and chiding to drive into the city that is the problem and not the bike lane.

You are a national treasure.

Props for admitting a mistake on the inter webs, that's getting to be pretty rare. Thanks for being a decent person!

For sure, but you don’t get to pick your name, or your parents. Deciding whether or not to hire someone based on something completely out of their control is just being a terrible person.

If I’m going to ask (and I’ve done this maybe 3 times, ever?) it’s usually in a very indirect way leaving whoever it was the option of either talking or not talking about it without making it awkward for them.

Absolutely. I’ve only been in a sauna approximately twice in my life but it seems like the kind of place where silence is even more valuable than in a library.

Yup! Personally I don’t think scars are completely off limits to ask about, if you tread carefully. But if you ask once, and they show no/little interest in talking about it, then drop it. Immediately.