“What I’ve always said is I know nothing about that. I can only speak for what he has been to me and the players,”

Belichick: Okay, what’s this formation?

As opposed to the rest of the scholars that get “accepted” to Michigan to play football?

I don’t know why you expect him to just roll over for these media types.

Man, the media is really trying to rub his nose in the mess he made.

Pitbull has better range.

Spending thousands of dollars on season tickets to a moribund franchise just so you can tell off Derek Jeter. Cue the DJ Khaled gif.

Not to mention: who is going to broadcast this? Who is going to want to sponsor this? If it ends up relegated to WWE Network or whatever, Vince might as well take a stack of bills and light them on fire.

I can see this leading to the sale of WWE.

Vince can expect the full support of the president. Backing failed ventures is what he’s best at.

I think Dean knew what Grindr is but didnt wanna disclose bc hes super discreet, 7inches clean/cut, ddf and cant host.

Is there anything NOT casual about Grindr though?

Lol “I was just here to ask directions on how to get away from here.”

Jon Gruden will tell you about all the guys he has seen on Grindr.

Quit thinking logically my dude. If the browns have the #1 pick, there’s no way in hell they pass on Baker McCrotchgrab. It’s gonna be glorious.

Enjoy, Browns!

Of-fucking-course.

Proposal: a daily Deadspin feature on how whoever starts in right field for the Cardinals played that day relative to Giancarlo Stanton.

I’m sure the Best Fans In Baseball are taking the news with their usual grace and aplomb.