They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

Sometimes when you try to cover something up you have to look incompetent to avoid looking guilty.

The school recently announced the hiring of new head coach Greg Brandory

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

I wanna say “to be fair to Pederson he wasn’t really trying to shittalk, but trying to motivate his team yadda yadda” but the fact he didn’t think the Boys would use his words as a motivator is definitely concerning. Not as concerning as other ways Pederson has run this team since Reich & Flip left, but still…

Yes, but this team just looks worse. They used to start slow and pick it up, now they just look slow. Oldest roster in the league, the window looks shut and Wentz’s deal really kicks in next year so not much cap space to fix.

It’s startling how similar the Eagles are to the Phillies this year.

They’ve fixed nothing since last season. I’m not even sure how last season’s defense managed to get them as far in the playoffs as they got. Grit? Luck? Sheer chance? They can’t stop the run. The secondary is held together by dried hobo cum. The receiving corps that’s mostly the same they’ve had the past two years…

Ever since the MOVE bombing, I’ve refused to buy a house in Philadelphia.

Also, for putting him on the field when he could suffer all sorts of injuries to body parts that were not already injured at the time!

annnd that story just gave me funny knees.

I’m really torn about this.

Me, a Knicks fan:

Fans might take the game more seriously if it weren’t being called Snyder-Man: Homecoming

I’m looking forward to 3/4 of The Squad hitting the trail with Bernie to help spread the message.

We’ve been hearing for years that “opening up consumerism and chinese markets will naturally spread democratic ideals” as some neoliberal horseshit.  What turns out happening is if you have a centralized, authoritarian government that is sufficiently powerful, they won’t let you do business with their people unless…

“Chinese people buy shoes too.”

apples and mandarins

On the most generous possible read, the NBA-China news cycle has revealed just how little players and coaches have ever considered the ethical stakes of doing business with an authoritarian state.

This font’s italics don’t slant far enough to the right to emphasize what pure chaos this might be!