“Khalil Mack Has Leg Amputated at Knee by Hidden Battleaxe, Still Strip-Sacks Jared Goff (UPDATE: He Grew Another Leg)“

I look forward to seeing what illegal things offensive linemen will try to do while still failing to block Khalil Mack in future articles of this weekly series.

Today I learned: Sáček is the Czech equivalent of Sanchez.

“You can just throw them out of windows??”

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

It is pretty interesting how well this all worked out for the NFL. Patriots cut Brown and may end up getting out of paying Brown almost all of his money. This route seemed to have been enabled by the league’s dragging its feet on placing Brown on the exempt list, which would have essentially been paid leave for…

You sweet summer child. 

Washington had to be the team that’s gonna take the chance and sign him, right?

A) Good

NFL: here is a bajillion dollars. All you have to do is not be a despicable moron for few years, we good?

Why hasn’t he figured out a way to get my hair to not frizz? Fucker. 

My arthritis still bothers me sometimes. Damn Brad Pitt.

Brad Pitt also didn’t cure cancer while confronting Harvey.  What an asshole. 

Any reason you photoshopped in a different picture of Darnold’s face on top of this one?

what will the players get? well, according to statistics and research, about 74% of them will get hpv. so there’s that...

This craven little bantam rooster wants desperately for us to think he has Big Dick Energy. 

These are the two questions we should all be asking: