What are they teaching these students? You should not abuse another pupil like that.

Thankfully, the new team slogan, “Me So Hornets”, was also discontinued.

Wouldn’t you know, the first question asked at border patrol crossings is, “Excuse me, but are you radical Islamic terrorist?” People always answer truthfully...

2... more people shooting more rounds in more directions is never good.

Good thing all Muslims carry a radical-or-not identification card on them at all times!

“I said you could use my resume as a template, not make a crazy sign on the back of it.”

The “n-word” in question was “notgoodatfootball”.

Or Rip Torn.

No charges were brought because there was no offense.

If William Gay and DeAngelo Williams really loved their mothers, they would’ve appeared in Chunky Soup commercials with them.

What, you couldn’t go with the bigger picture?

A “real leader” in his field, nobody thought of making a couch out of guns before Gregory did.

Well, they have a bye next week, but it’s Kirk Cousins, so he still may find a way.

1. UVA

41. NVCC

I agree, I think the league made All the Right Moves here.

...and remands the case to the Kirkland Municipal Court

I like where you’re going here; I really digit.

I’m proud of you son

‪”I feel like that is the untold story of this data leak—how many people just aren’t getting a sexual connection they want. And rather than talk about how people could solve this problem, everyone is just moralizing.”

Hmmmm....if Griffin ends up missing a significant chunk of time, I can’t decide whether that takes Washington from a 3-win team to a 4-win team, or from a 3-win team to a 2-win team.