It literally looks like a bad police sketch of a Hyundai Elantra.

I think approximately half of the German language is built around that feeling.

I hope to some day feel a love so strong that it makes me hate black people.

Satire that clearly highlights how fucked up conventional beauty standards are and beyond that how fucked up racial beauty standards are. Its understandably difficult for some parts of the audience to find it funny, but it doesn't really seem that much different from any fat female comedian joking about how she'd be…

This list is incomplete without "bama bangs."

Lots of Bama alums in the family. It's what they wear every Thanksgiving. They post things on facebook with hastags #TFM (total frat move) or #TFTC (Too frat to care). I love messing with them by posting things like "Bama frats refuse to integrate #TFTC."

Why use the racist flag then? Why not use a Robert E Lee or Jefferson Davis bust then.

There's a great restaurant in Denver called Olive Garden. Olive Garden has gained a following since 1982 with its ample portions and relaxed ambience. It’s known for its classic lasagna, fettuccine Alfredo and chicken Parmigiana.

It's 16 if you ask MTV...

Granted, gynecology is only a hobby of mine, but shouldn't a porn star have the same number of holes as other women?

My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set