And it brings us back to the same pressing question everyone’s been asking for weeks: Can we impeach him yet?

Bro your dad must of pulled serious ass.

Holyshit sploosh. 

I’m on the passenger seat, my cousin on my father’s lap... He still owns it today :)

That, plus the fact that he’s gone back to the Enemy of the State rhetoric...but what’s confusing to me is, why 6 years?  He does know that a term of office is 4 years, right?  And that 4 x 2 =8.  Is he implying that he’ll quit early, or that he suspects he’ll be impeached and removed from office, or is he just that…

Been awhile since I combined laughter with hating myself quite like this.

Fuck, just in time for the release of the new Ford Bronco.

If you think his Twitter is bad, you should see what he says about some waiters on Yelp.

Of course most Jalops when hearing about a mail truck police chase were checking the date on their ‘when will David Tracy finally lose it’ pool tickets

I agree, it would be nice if DOT required chargers to be installed at rest stops. This would help adoption tremendously. Because you know that every rest stop has a charger, so you can take a pee break, eat, walk/ stretch to prevent blood clots and charge the car at the same time. Once chargers are everywhere we…

I see lots of people are still worried about road trips and the time it takes to recharge; “30 minutes is too long”, “it takes less than 5 to fill up with gas”, etc.

Yes but this is counterbalanced by the fact that you leave your house every morning with a full “tank”. 

I highkey really hope Mindy Kaling’s daughter’s dad is BJ Novak.

Thank you for joining me for this episode of my podcast, Things That Are None Of My Fucking Business. 

Yes, really. First thing I thought of.

Mitch McConnell is going to die some day. On that day, party at my house.

I would like to know why he walks on two legs. How did he learn to type. What are the adults saying. How does his dog house fly.

For someone who made their career in comedy, it’s amazing how direct he is and how quickly he can drop the shtick. That old clip of him on Crossfire with Tucker Carlson is amazing. They kept trying to be like “come on funny man, make some jokes,” and all he had for them was “you are a problem, when will you own up to…

I love this man. I miss this man, his voice, his eloquence, his succinctness, his intelligence of how to talk about and frame issues.

“Lasers in Djibouti” would probably be a great episode of PBS Frontline, or perhaps one of the Kardashian’s YouTube videos on a depilatory beauty regimen.