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redcrownbravo2
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I wish my life was so awesome that the biggest problem I had was whether or not other people were removing yellow plastic protective bits from their cars.

She’s got ankles for days, son!

Dodge Caliber jump scare right before credits.

Great anti-theft feature, though.

And if I had been in the CR-V you would have possibly gotten shot for terrifying me like that. An angry person, possibly armed, pounding on the car window would provoke a legitimate stand your ground response. So if you want to stay alive, never do that Tracy did.

well no mama Berenstain bear is a bear 

Honestly, if I had JUST bought a Veyron and it got sideswiped by a CR-V, I probably would've had an identical reaction, if not worse. 

Piers Morgan... Donald Trump...

Deserves the “Most Punchable Face in Motorsport” trophy, edging out Lance Stroll as a close second 

Hey slow down there!

Sounds like the days of Barr not taking them seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

I, too, love to stand like a normal person and have normal facial expressions for pictures.

About how I feel about any supercar reveal at this point. 

Not a real dog.

That’s some straight-up Manitowoc beauty right there.

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

Dolly, you are now, as ever, my idol.