This. Bought one for myself for my birthday last year and its already more than paid for itself after I was in a a hit and run and witnessed a drunk driving accident three months later. So worth it!

Because America.

I’ll endorse this still

it said it would not comment on future product.

The stars are truly aligning

They usually come with relatively hefty federal/state tax credits. I made all my money back.

The only glaring omission here is FCA. Toyota is clearly listed and I’m about 99% positive that MB is included in the “more” category.

and we still won’t get it in the US

Methinks I spot the back straight at Road Atlanta in the gif

Incest?

I wish so bad I could say that I’m shocked, but this ass-backwards little town really is like that. Every time I’ve been through, the people talk to my husband - not me - and pretend like I’m not standing there.

I just peed my pants a little in terror from behind my desk on the other side of the planet

On a slightly positive note, Sapa Profiles is no longer allowed to do any kind of business with the federal government.

I always hear people talking about how unloved and underpurchased these things were - but I see them EVERYWHERE

Aunt Becky, if you see this, send me a couple hundred thousand. I won’t tell you what it is for, just trust me.

As a long time lifeguard for a major theme park chain in the US, I cannot tell you how many times a guest would walk by me on their way up the line and say “You’re going to have to come get me, I can’t swim.” before scampering up the line to the top of a water slide. Um...WHAT?

Georgia looooooves victim shaming. “She said it was okay so anything after that was totally on her!”

Particularly since RA just lost a corner marshall a few years ago. They don’t screw around with worker safety.

The imagery here is second to none, Jason. I applaud you sir.