Stop diluting the ST badge and bring back the Eddie Bauer.

Bring back the Eddie Bauer!

Maybe sometimes it’s best to just let Darwinism do its thing?

Sure, there’s plenty of people who probably wouldn’t even want to think of something like that as a “real” Mercedes, but it sure as hell wasn’t meh and they can write their own damn series on boring cars if they don’t like it.

He does know that BMW, Volkswagen, Mercedes Benz, and Porsche employ thousands of dealership salespeople, service technicians, and aftersales support folks here in the U.S., surely?

I’m from the deep south and even I am at a complete loss on this. 100% no idea what that means.

Did people not know about PTC? I thought everyone knew about PTC. My personal favorite is despite pretty clear laws, people let their children drive these things around. Because that’s safe and stuff.

honest to God I just spat coffee all over my computer

What in the flying rats cock

Yeah! And the truck is ugly too!

If you squint and look at it real fast, does anybody else kinda see a new F-150?

I’m not crying, you’re crying!

Get your kid a Smart car. Teach them some humility in an underpowered but somehow extremely safe car.

Yeah I cried a little at that.

I could be 1000% incorrect, but I think those might be used a visual indicators that the airbags have deployed. For the knee bags that they can’t necessarily see, then the steering wheel, etc?

I had two Mercedes-Benz B-Class Electrics, their windshields are made with the same glass, minus a small patch next to the rearview mirror for toll passes, etc. You can see it below on the just to the left of the rearview. People asked about this all.the.time.

I will never stop laughing at “Michelle! Michelle - its a lame duck!”

Harvard? How utterly bourgeois.

Me to myself opening this article: No effing way Hartsfield-Jackson is on this list. I wouldn’t want to get stuck in that shitho- oh. Oh, well okay then.

It’s almost exactly the same here (in Georgia), I think its 30 days.