Is this an Onion article? Please tell me this is a misfiled Onion article.

I was so thrilled to be able to look at the SoS site and find my name and address for anybody to see because I voted absentee.

Get your kid a Smart car. Teach them some humility in an underpowered but somehow extremely safe car.

Yeah I cried a little at that.

I could be 1000% incorrect, but I think those might be used a visual indicators that the airbags have deployed. For the knee bags that they can’t necessarily see, then the steering wheel, etc?

I had two Mercedes-Benz B-Class Electrics, their windshields are made with the same glass, minus a small patch next to the rearview mirror for toll passes, etc. You can see it below on the just to the left of the rearview. People asked about this all.the.time.

I will never stop laughing at “Michelle! Michelle - its a lame duck!”

Harvard? How utterly bourgeois.

Me to myself opening this article: No effing way Hartsfield-Jackson is on this list. I wouldn’t want to get stuck in that shitho- oh. Oh, well okay then.

It’s almost exactly the same here (in Georgia), I think its 30 days.

Its a detailed survey of England dating back to before 1100. It offers an almost complete view of medieval society and the landholdings and fiefdoms. If a structure appears in the Book, it’s a good indicator of just how old and storied the location is.

I met Brian Kemp at a luncheon once, and am happy (?) to report he’s just as much of a jackass in person as is appears to be on the internet. He offered me a business card and thanked me for what he assumed would be a vote for him, which I politely declined to go introduce myself to Stacey Abrams instead.

I try to keep the page open all month, but after a set period of time, the computer forces a restart. I follow my own trail of stars to get back to where I was before. Its the only way I’ve found that works!

First, holy fuck do Americans know how to do pomp and circumstance. Each European grand prix is a super-serious affair, while America has parachutists towing 30-foot flags, synchronized helicopter fly-by’s, cheerleaders, and a mad helicopter pilot flying 30ft above the track chasing the cars.

OMG I live in the Atlanta burbs and this has me SHOOK

Past life experiences always struck me as so... creepy isn’t the right word, but they always made me feel so unsettled. Even more so after my dad told me that I apparently had one too.

omg the picture with the small child sent SHIVERS straight up my spine. I am SO CREEPED OUT

My boyfriend routinely fills our DVR with this show, and I refuse to even sit in the room while he binge-watches it. All I can hear from the other room is bleeping and bitching. I DON’T GET IT!!!

I have no words for how hard I’m laughing

I’m not crying, you’re crying!