The company I work for also doesn’t care what you drive, mostly because they know that 75% of the company can’t afford the cars we sell and also that there’s not enough parking anyways, so that’s fun.

Pre-work) Spend years perfecting an alter ego. An alter ego so classy, so sophisticated, so polished, that nobody at Pebble Beach would ever doubt she belonged. Call her Classy - NO Fancy Kristen.

Obviously.

just wait until until you hear the easter eggs the programmers included with ‘Hey Mercedes’

Reason # 257618 that Gwinnett County totally sucks

Given that it was filmed at a shopping mall outside of Atlanta that’s been more or less abandoned (Thinks there’s still a Sears anchor somewhere) since all these stores were still open, probably not too much work for the location director!

Of course they like it now, they don’t want Elon Musk to call them “pedo guys”

That can be neither confirmed nor denied.

Everybody knows you never go Full Knievel

Another good post Elizabeth!

Here to tell you that we’re never getting the hatches. Ever. Sorry. I am angry too.

Asking the important questions

perhaps because MBUSA thinks no one will actually buy it if it were available.

BAD BASEBALL MAN!

All I could think when I saw the live broadcast of this was “Please God don’t let Trump do that weird arm-jerk handshake thing.” Whew.

Tastes just like the old country!

In other news, sky blue, water wet.