i hope they have cake

Safety First!

Did anyone check to see if he still had the note about how to sound empathetic to Parkland victim’s families?? Sounds like he was running through the steps here pretty astutely.

This 1000000 times

Why is this gif of them holding holds for friggin cute, ugh. I need them to be in a relationship. I NEED IT

Mercedes-AMG: We caaaant there’s no brakes on boats!

What a shitshow

I for one really enjoyed when he came off the ice and someone tried to toss him a bouquet - and nailed a poor Korean girl in the back of the head. Did he laugh? Cry? Shout? Nope, she scooped it up and gave her a hug and made sure she was okay.

1st Gear: Honest question: is this unusual? The company I work for bars us from leasing/purchasing high-demand vehicles for several months until customer demand is met. We usually don’t get ahold of new models until they’ve been on the market for at least 6-8 months

I can only imagine the heart attack that Product Management had when they saw you had a dog on the seats, but I for one, friggin loved it!

Came here for this

Their cover of “Creep” is absolutely my favorite!

Hear that ricers?!?!?!?

Boyfriend to me: Do you want a Raptor Ranger?

There is an internal war at MB over whether it should be called “Bleige” or”Gravy”

And yet Bertha Benz did it in a corset and dress. #girlpower

I laughed louder than I should have

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Well it looks like I have my new mantra

Maybe just put your car in park while you’re sitting a the drive-thru teller.