Let’s be real here, Ivanka is the one acting in the role of First Lady. Melania is just the baggage that’s getting dragged along for this ride.

as an above-average sized woman, this is so heartbreaking to me. the things mamamia talked about are part of the constant internal dialogue in my day (will my ass fit in this chair? Are people going to be uncomfortable in the elevator with me? can I fit through this opening?), and to have someone use it to represent…

am I the only one who secretly panics just a little when traffic stops and I’m still on the overpass?

Wait but seriously, Jay Mohr is still alive?

Is it a completely absurd pipe dream, or is it a completely absurd tunnel dream?

As a corporate employee - Owners should never feel pressured to give high marks for service or sales experiences that they did not feel were exceptional. The problem that we tend to have is when we find dealerships are coaching their customers for better reviews. More often than not, those are the dealers where are…

Honest to God I just laughed so hard coffee came out my nose. Well done

That last one for sure

tFor those in the Atlanta area who watched (like me), I think we all know what she meant to say, but that doesn’t really change what a terrible politician she is, and how craptastic her spending habits have been, since she doesn’t have to worry about a “livable wage”

Definitely scary as shit

only going to say this one time, but I cannot unsee how much this lady reminds me of Cheri O’Teri’s Collette Reardon from SNL

Stef,

I believe there is something in the works, but they are having a celebration of her life out at Turn 7 in a couple of weeks

I drive my ‘16 ForTwo on the interstate every day. Thought it would be terrifying, but its actually pretty normal, and it can zip in and out of traffic with ease.

hear hear!

If I read any more about this shit I’m going to cry, but for the love of god someone please tell Elon Must to shave off that nasty looking weak-ass ‘stache

45 may not have always been successful in real estate, casinos, pro wrestling appearances, or launching a competitor to the NFL, but the peach-hued man sure knows how to shake the damn table in 140 characters or less.

I always hold the phone and show the picture to my stepmother, who without fail always tries to rip the phone out of my hand. every.single.time.

Cant, they just make an Alec-Baldwin-as-Donald-Trump robot instead?

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