Briles is unemployed, but “From the Free Computers at the Public Library” doesn’t convey the same gravitas.

Since I am a “lady” what is the preferred method to “silently, politely and gently” say that Jameis Winston is a dimwitted twatwaffle?

Oh for fucks sake this goddamn asshole

That would be a school in Florida.

What school thought having Winston in for a photo op was a good idea?

How can someone this stupid understand the complexity of an NFL offense?

Why don’t we rip on this guy for having bad hair?

Woodward and Bernstein would be so proud of the reporting job King surely did to get Brady to open up like that.

Hey, that Tom Brady tattoo on his ass carries priviledges.

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

Tremendous work FBI. Now please get to work on Bannon

Yeah, I just got a call. I yell ‘Cartwright! Cartwright!’, just like that. Nobody came up, I hang up.

Yeah because the NBA isn’t used to the Nets franchise being a disaster.

LA resident here. Went to bed early last night and now woke up and reading this.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

Stevie Wonder could have seen this coming.

Does he still qualify for a championship ring if Alabama wins? Because I can easily see Saban doing this to fuck him out of one if possible.

“I’m okay with this.” - Karma