Yes English.

Heyyyyy, I resemble that. AND AM DOING FINE, THANKYAVERYMUCH.

"How To Chose A College Major"

I kind of don't get this article. If this woman, with a problematic history of bulimia, had gone to law school instead then I guess we'd be reading about how law school triggers eating disorders. She was going to react to stress by relapsing. I don't see why we should make that about the military.

This article sums up why, as a female Army officer and a feminist, I get so frustrated with Jezebel's military coverage. Do you have any staff members who have actually served? Would you consider hiring one? Because right now it seems to be impossible for you to write about female service members without insulting…

I'm sure she's a really lovely lady, but I'm just so sick of looking at people with so much work done. Everyone with the puffy lips, puffy face... I know it's technically snarking, but I can't help it. It's not cute. It needs to fucking stop. It's not fergalicious. I know Fergie isn't as old as some of these legends…

losing weight =/= being skinny or conforming to anyone's ideals.

I think there's a difference between wanting to be fit and wanting to be skinny! Like Kim is obviously never going to be Twiggy.

A classic case of correlation =/= causation. So:

I speak for the great state of Vermont when I say, thank you for this delightful maple rant.

I wear a watch every single day.

This is why women should concentrate on learning what flatters their body type and skip following trends. If you have a big ass and are already short waisted, don't wear high waisted jeans no matter what fashion magazines tell you. If you have a muffin top, don't wear low waisted jeans unless you want to look like…

Jesus. Tapdancing. Christ. I got halfway through reading that headline, realized where it was going and was like NOPE NOPE NOPE. And now I've commented without even reading the article because I have to be able to sleep at night, guys, okay?

Sounds like he made some good points regarding the puritanical notion that the female nude on display is something degrading, objectifying, and that a man's sexuality is propaganda bent on demeaning a woman's worth.

The thing that drives me crazy is that these anti-vaxxers all seem to think (in the UK at least) that the diagnoses of Autism went up in the 90s-00s because of the MMR vaccines not because that is when understanding of autism flourished. And that because the age when autism appears and is diagnosable is around the…

Ditto. This shit is fucking disgusting and has no place on this site. Can't they make a groupthink type thing for the weirdos that like this sort of thing?

K, I'm not going to make a huge deal of this because triggering my urge to pick at skin imperfections is not as bad as , say, triggering someone's eating disorder or issues with past abuse, but... 1. I HATE these posts and 2. Could you at least put the screen grab after the jump if you MUST write these posts?

The weirdest part about uggs to me is how invariably, the foot stops striking the ground where the sole is sewn in and start hitting the ground on the side of the sole. It looks stupid when you're walking to basically use the side of the shoe as the sole.

Correlation does not equal causation. That is all.

Maybe I am alone in this, but I feel zero percent empowered by this man sharing his fetish. Clearly he has some kind of kink for hair and body odor. Great? Good for him, honestly, but if anything it makes me less likely to want to stop shaving my pits. I do not want a sexual partner with whatever this fetish is, and I…