Riiight............

LOL this is much awesome.

Breasts?

Holy shit that’s good.

That move in the GIF... looks “hollywood”... but I honestly can’t find an opening unless you’re some lightning ninja shit... well done.

That waiter at the end is my best part.

/fistpump, bro.

This, or the Witcher 3?

I bought most of my games purely for utilizing that hundreds of dollars worth of GPU I bought for the PC.

If I can only pick one game for the PC this month, should I grab Witcher 3 or this?

Hainan.

I know. Daughter is anaphylaxis to peanut. But I always keep an Epipen handy, so I feed her stuff anyway. No, no peanuts. Obvious stuff that MAY contain peanuts, no. But things that generally doesn’t contain peanuts, and has no warning labels? Sure. Why not. Fortunately nothing ever happened, but I can’t keep her in a…

If my dad has a best friend or my dearest uncle is named “Screw” in ANY language....

Stop, Brian. Just stop.

you forgot tentacles.

In both China and Japan these days, gluten free noodles are abundant....

And that reason is? Would love to learn more.

I have no clue half of what you’re trying to say there, but it sure does sound badass.

Jeezus Christ that’s hot lol

OMG that’s unbelievably hot.