I don’t think I’ll ever get over Macho Grande....

Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to…

I think you mean 24our/7even

Proving, yet again, that Robert Kraft is the only one allowed to have a happy ending.

I love how scared and upset epic shits like you get over a little girl.

I’m not roasting Brady for his answer. I’m roasting him because he’s a hypocrite who is phony-positive when it suits him but is secretive and distrustful of the Commissioner when it suits him. He will put himself out there as a celebrity to make that sweet endorsement money but then complains about all the…

Calling Ben Carson “exceptionally brilliant” and “demonstrably mediocre” is an insult to both the exceptionally brilliant and the demonstrably mediocre.

That or verbally call it out.

Counterpoint: don’t kiss your kids on the lips like that, it’s fucking weird. 

GTFOH. He’s a wealth dude married to a super-model who gets paid to be a celebrity in addition to being paid to be a QB. He puts shit out there, he will get whatever shit reaction the shit-filled general population gives him. He doesn’t need to be on Twitter, IG, etc. He doesn’t need to endorse Uggs and whatever else.…

Dude had an ongoing system of blatant cheating to the extent he was coordinating that cheating over text messages with team employees. When caught, he cheated again by destroying the evidence and then had the nerve to claim offense at being asked to provide his phone, which everyone already knew contained evidence of…

Same here. I swore off MLB when they robbed me of my Expos, and now I’m off football and the NFL since they stole the Chargers. I miss both my teams, but I don’t miss the sport, if that makes any sense. Two years now, and already I’m having trouble following along with WYTS, some of the players I don’t know, and some…

#4,721,650,382 - The 1972 Dolphins.

12. Actual dolphins, who didn’t sign up for this shit. 

Proposing a ballot measure that if Miami goes 0-16 no member of the 1972 Dolphins can ever drink another drop of champagne. 

To say Dean Spanos’ net worth is $2.4 billion is misleading to the uninitiated, like saying Eugene Melnyk’s net worth is $1 billion. It leads one to believe that they have plenty of capital reserves to operate a pro sports team on a day-to-day or year-to-year basis, but in fact, they lack the resources to do so, as…

And lets not forget the talking point of black crime rates. Their refusal to understand that stats can be construed to fit just about any narrative is maddening, it’s enough to send me into an epileptic fit! Logic is out the window with conservatives. Any witty comeback for that?

And then one time he says “If you rake forests, forest fires are finished.” then the next time it’s “Raking forests is why the Finnish never have forest fires.” then the next it’s “I was talking to the President of Finland - great leader, they love me in Finland - and he told me that they don’t have forest fires…

Fuck McSwain and fuck the FOP.

And to that quote as your response, I say...