My favorite response to the “they took er jerbs” argument is this:

I always thought Eric was the real Fredo of the family

yup...these are my staffers

It’s not a “very small minority of native Hawaiians”

The real crime here is Bryce Harper aggressively calling Kingery off of a fly ball that was clearly the center fielder’s. What a douche.

Outfielder porn is delightful. Outfield assists are my favorite plays in the game. It’s got to be tremendously satisfying to hose someone at the plate trying to score from 2nd. Some of these aren’t even close.

Puig’s trapezoids are larger than my biceps. The man is a beast.

um...cops can pretty much do whatever they want, with limited exceptions.

This question had the longest response to what should have been a one-word answer:

Everyone should be forced to work in a sevice industry job for at least a year so they can realize what miserable assholes their fellow humans can be and not perpetuate the assholery.

How is working within the system to change it for the better doing nothing?

If there’s anything corporations and people in power have proven over the past several decades it’s that they NEED to be regulated and can’t be trusted to do anything other than maximize their profits at the expense of everyone around them. Or did I miss the entire point of the labor movement?

Have mercy on us everyone

Bringing the heat like Nolan Fucking Ryan. Would love to see someone give Charlie Kirk the Robin Ventura treatment.

I love you for this.

That number seems at least 25 people too high. Seriously, what in the actual fuck? It’s OK to kill 28 people in a hate crime, but adding 2 more becomes a bridge too far?

Pretty funny how all these so-called alt-right tough guys turn into sniveling little babies once they are forced to face the consequences of their deplorable actions.

Another reason: wannabe edgelords decry smart people for complaining on the internet while not offering any concrete examples of something to DO about it.

Who let that what-would-kosh-do guy out from under his rock? He’s spamming every thread in the comments with his pseudo-intellectual low-key white supremacist drivel.

Once a blobfish, always a blobfish