—torturing and destroying two NFL fanbases in the process—

GTFO with that shit. We’ve been actively interfering with or destabilizing every single country in Central America (with the possible exceptions of Costa Rica & Mexico) for the past 50 years and their problem is overpopulation?

We created these fucking nightmare situations that Central and South American citizens are trying to flee from, only to turn our backs on them.

Lighten up Francis. Machado’s takeout slides were both legit. The grasping was bush league (specifically the second slide), but he clearly didn’t interfere with the throw to first as the ball had already long left the shortstop’s hand when Manny groped for his leg.

The pearl clutching about this play is driving me crazy. Nobody is willing to call out Aguilar for his shitty positioning. Most first basemen stand with the side of their foot touching the side of the base so they don’t get kicked or stepped on. Aguilar had his toe on top of the bag with his heel hanging out into the…

The HD super slo-mo shots of his facial expressions while trying to field some of those pop-ups down the line are priceless. He looks like a real-life anime character.

Joe Buck’s announcing is a fucking war crime. The amount of pearl clutching coming from him last night regarding Machado’s behavior was so insufferable it was enough to make Manny a sympathetic figure.

If you continue to vote democrat republican it will only get more broken. exam A: California. Uh, pick one...Alabama?

Asking whats the hoppiest beer makes perfect sense if you like hops have no idea what this whole micro brew craze is all about anyways.

Barefoot makes a pretty damn tasty champagne (actually they make a couple) and it’s usually around 8 or 9 bucks. Twice what you’ll pay for Cook’s or Andre but well w0rth it (although almost anything is worth doing to avoid drinking Cook’s or Andre)

Think of a normal can of pepper spray on steroids. A can that sprays enough pepper spray in a wide enough mist to stop a charging bear.

This is honestly the crux of the problem

I feel like most decades fall into this pattern.

As a West Coaster I was always OK with the early London games. No matter what time you woke up on Sundays (unless it was super early for some godforsaken reason) football was already on, and would be on all day!

WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CRICKETS?!!

What kind of moron drives to AT&T park?

I wouldn’t hold my breath. He’s already an unindicted co-conspirator for felony campaign violations and...crickets.

She got what she wanted out of the relationship: money, and expedited citizenship for her parents. Chain migration!!!1!!

Where have I seen that picture of Stephen Miller before?

Hahaha it makes it look like a mathematic formula.