Because nobody circles the wagons like *Chris Berman voice* THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

I was listening to NPR in the car this afternoon and heard that the Kavanaugh hearings have energized the shitstains right. That coupled with the impending certainty of an insanely partisan lying rapist getting confirmed to the Supreme Court and I remarked “I want to leave this fucking shithole country”

Hmm...I think I’m going to have to go with Bichette.

Yeah, and if my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle.

Unfortunately nowadays a Dennis Miller joke would probably just be something like “BENGHAZI!!11!!1"

Can we please not conflate “rapper” or “MC” with “hip-hop artist”?

Thank you. He stole the best hook from Ray Charles!

That’s assuming she cares. I doubt he’s more than a bank account to her.

Yeah, but he had to buy his wife that really big purple and gold diamond ring. I’m sure that was expensive. See? He paid a price!

I don’t know about yawning, but earlier this year I saw a crow sneeze. It kinda blew my mind & I wasn’t sure it really happened but then it sneezed again. It even shook its head at the same time like people and dogs do.

My dog yawns all the time. For no apparent reason.

Oh man, I haven’t thought about Yoshida sauce for years.

Counterpoint: Chickens are extra-stupid because humans have intentionally bred them to be dumb for thousands of years. You could say the same for just about any domesticated food animal.

I’ve been to all kinds of bachelor parties and the kind you describe are usually the best. A guys’ weekend hanging with your friends, camping, fishing, drinking & smoking is always more enjoyable than a skeevy strip club.

THIS x 1,000,000

I think he just needs some Rehabilitation, Idiocracy-style

Well, facts DO tend to have a liberal bias...

Funny, they didn’t do much about Gorsuch.

GTFOH with that “both sides” horseshit, troll.

I was putting avocado on toast before it was a thing. Fucking millennials.