one made the second best television show in history and so did the other.

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.....

I propose that this blog is not really about Hendricks, or even #metoo. It’s about the author being frustrated with the Hollywood Media Game, and deciding, in a highly professional and not at all whiny and jejune manner, to weaponize his writing into a passive-aggressive attack on it.

Alternate title: Publicist Does Her Job, Jezebel Writer Doesn’t Understand His.

I bet it’s really frustrating to try to promote your work, only to have it derailed and ignored by someone throwing a tantrum because he only wanted to talk about his interests, even though you’ve already made your views on that topic clear in the past ... just not with him.

Why are you here? You don’t like us and we don’t like you.

WOMEN DON’T HAVE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS just because you’re a gay guy (and therefore not threatening or something????) at a women’s site.

Yeah, but to be fair, motherhood *is* an unending nightmare that ruins your life. It’s also amazing and rewarding, but it’s definitely also a nightmare.

Unpopular opinion? This movie looks nice. I love that it’s not a women competing for a man story line, but one that’s more friendshipy. The nanny’s not a crazy man-stealing bitch, and the wife isn’t trying to win back her cheating husband. She’s just overwhelmed, and has the means to hire someone to help her. Yeah,…

That was the most triggering thing I’ve seen in a movie.

Seeing that bag of pumped breast milk spill, I thought, “This is a horror movie. NOOOOOOOOO!”

This is as fake as the purple hair Lane had in Gilmore Girls when she dyed it to rebel.

Carrie Fisher dying is number one on the seemingly endless Cheetos dusted list of reasons why 2016 sucked.

The sheer volume of public utterances this man has made guarantees that he will have said something humorously pertinent to whatever controversy is dogging him during any given news cycle.

Nice knowing ya!

If Stanley Tucci answered the phone, I’d give my goddamn house.

It was jarring when they changed Dr. Reed from a smooth-talking playboy to socially awkward and romantically inept. I hate inconsistencies like that. Just pick a character type and stick with it. 

Diamond Dan!

Whether Jon agreed to stay up North or not, Cersei’s calculation would have been the same: Northerners die first. Cersei never intended to keep her word, so Jon’s devotion to his honor was beside the point except for this: whoever survives is going to have to re-build Westeros politically and culturally. As corrupt as…