No shit, I gotta admit this: as an “impressionable” 14 year old watching “Reality Bites” and thinking that Winona and Ethan Hawke were soooo cool with their constant chain smoking, that is a contributing factor to why I started. It’s so ridiculous, but true. As a non-smoking adult all I can think about is how…

Nick is 100% dead. As soon as he handed over those letters after they made a point of reminding us in the previouslies that Eden knows about them, he signed his ticket to the wall. He’ll die a hero, but he’s just totally dead, dead, deadski. Poor Nick. Also, did I catch a vibe between Eden and the twat Guardian who…

Not so much our Supreme Court as Mitch McConnell’s Supreme Court.

It probably depends on the quality...But it seemed like Aiden was rich. He bought Carrie’s apartment and the apartment next door (which would be astronomical now but probably would be a pretty penny then too) and was going to renovate them together! Plus, he owned property/a house elsewhere in the state. He invested…

It wasn’t even camping though! Okay sure, it was a “rustic” house....but it was a HOUSE! In Suffern! Which is like 2 feet from NYC, not “upstate,” lol. So ridiculous.

RIGHT? Carrie (Bradshaw) seems offended when really I’d be like “OMGCARRIEFISHEROMG”.

How, how, HOW did I watch every episode of that show like 50 times each (hence my encyclopedic knowledge I busted out in the sex review post) and never noticed this? I always thought the slogan was “*and isn’t afraid to talk about it” Mind blown.

Another reminder that the show was really not progressive at all. She sexually assaulted that guy and HE is the one who gets fired! I mean, sure, he’s not supposed to be screwing his clients but just because he does it to a couple of the other ladies Sam gets pissed he won’t go down on her too? If the genders were…

You forgot when Samantha gets hooked on Viagara. Oh and kissing after oral (Miranda won’t do it but gets offended if a guy doesn’t want to kiss her after she blows him, so dumb). Oh and the tantric yoga instructor who pissed Sam off because he wouldn’t fuck her, but I guess the idea there was NOT having sex? Oh, in…

I know we only have 60 seconds here, but hot damn CARRIE FISHER is in an episode! Worth a mention! And she calls Carrie a prostitute and verbally abuses her assistant Vince Vaughn and it is amazing!

Agreed. I said upthread if they want to focus on female empowerment I’d much rather see Elle running a law firm litigating a big sexual harassment or discrimination case or something, not running for president. The second movie was ridiculous, ugh.

I do.not.want. Elle Woods running for president and hated the second film. Leave her out of politics and the crumminess of DC, I want her back in the courtroom kicking ass. Maybe litigating a sexual harassment class action against that pervy old professor who hit on her in the first film. Also please bring back Selma…

I hope next season we get some expansion beyond Boston. Honestly, I would also like to see at least one episode focusing more on how the Gilead folks were able to take over the entire damn country. I know they blew up Congress, but you mean to tell me every single military official, state government, National Guard…

They’re so, so, sooooo dumb. Instead of pointing out that that Bill Maher used the n-word right on his show (which would be actually valid!), they’re trying for the ape comparison. I’ve also heard this one used because many folks used to joke that George W. Bush looked like a monkey. It’s not the same thing you…

I’ve been to only a couple destination weddings, but wouldn’t have attended either if it wasn’t places I wanted to actually go. One was in Tulum and one in Paso Robles. Both were crazy fun with lots of paid-for drinking and a lot of my friends, and away from my kids for a few days. Can’t argue with that, in my…

It’s Paso Robles. I went to a destination wedding out there myself last year and it was fucking awesome. We stayed for several days of wine-guzzling fun. Much cheaper than Napa, just as pretty.

MEGABABE THIGH RESCUE. Sorry, it’s so good it needs all caps. Plus the lady who created it does an instagram series where she recreates celeb fashion looks in plus sizes, and it’s amazing. She’s the12ishStyle on Instagram.

Good lord. I had two babies in a row at over 300 pounds. My GYN said only “your weight isn’t ideal and you’ll be a slightly higher risk for gestational diabetes, but odds are you’ll have a totally normal healthy pregnancy”. She was right. Fuck that guy.

My favorite perspective-shift on popular culture now that I’m a parent is one Donna Martin — I remember catching “Donna Martin graduates” on Soap Net couple years back when I was folding laundry and breastfeeding, but instead of siding with Donna as my 11-year old self certainly did, I found myself totally outraged.…

They certainly are. But they don’t blame Trump. Just read a long article in the Washington Post about how Trump-voting Maryland crab fisherman are getting fucked over by immigration policies (no one to pick crabs) and they uniformly do NOT blame Trump. It is fucking crazy.